On this day in history 4th March 1966

March 4th, 2009

Was Lennon more popular than Jesus?

Was Lennon more popular than Jesus?

London’s “Evening Standard” newspaper published an interview with Beatle John Lennon, in which he remarked:

‘Christianity will… vanish and shrink… We’re more popular than Jesus Christ right now.’

The quote touched off a storm of international protest, resulting in burnings and boycotts of the Beatles’ records.

Full quote:-

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn’t argue with that; I’m right and I will be proved right. We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity”

Fotomoto on video

February 26th, 2009

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My very good friends from Ukraine, Fotomoto, have posted this excellent video and I heartily recommend it.

Fotomoto in Moscow

Rare Fotomoto tracks still to be had by poking round http://listen.to/fotomoto

"Suranov, a?"

"Suranov, a?"

Latin mottoes for harsh times

February 25th, 2009

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Some of these sayings seem so appropriate at the moment and you’ll forgive any slight liberties with the translations?

‘Nil desperandum carborunda illegitimae’

Don’t let the bastards grind you down!

‘Sic transit gloria mundi’

Gloria has vomited in the van after a weekend of binge drinking.

And this favourite, specially suited to modern bankers:-

‘Per ardua ad asbestos’

Fuck you Jack, I’m fireproof!

The Eardley family crest proudly boasts the motto ‘Not for ourselves alone’

Please feel free to addd any of your personal favourites as comments.

Why women can’t sleep - really!

February 20th, 2009

Ladies - ever wondered why you lie awake at night tossing and turning while HE just lies there snoring, dead to the world?

Scientists have come up with a clue and engineers have devised this diagram.

Each one of the blue balls is an idea, a concern, a plan for the days ahead and they all have to be dealt with.

Why women can't slepp explained by an engineer

Why women can't sleep, explained by an engineer

What you have to remember is a man only has TWO balls - and he can’t think past those!

February 4th, 2009

25 Random things about me

  1. I am a Scottish Laird. The title is real and hereditary. I won it on a Radio Show on BBC Radio 2 hosted by Steve Wright, along with a load of other goodies.
  2. I am the second eldest of 8 siblings - people had big families in those days as we didn’t get telly till 1962.
  3. I worked for 41 years in and around the UK public transport industry, latterly for a company which specialized in public transport cartography )e.g. London Underground Map. This took me all over UK and Ireland.
  4. I am a published author. Used to like sci-fi (and won a prize for it) but my novel is historical fiction and involves some ancestors. It is called Letter from Poitou and I welcome comments on it.
  5. I am useless at thinking up 25 random facts about me.
  6. I vastly prefer radio to television. The majority of tv is vaccuous garbage. Radio is very intimate and I think it is a much superior medium.
  7. I am a music fanatic and have a very wide taste in artists and genres. Huge collection of cds.
  8. My brother’s band Melys won John Peel’s Festive Fifty vote in 2000 ahead of a little known band called the White Stripes.
  9. I am a good cook and will poison anyone who disagrees with that statement.
  10. My favourite food is Indian and we try to eat it once a week at least - chilli rules, ok?
  11. I hold a full bus driving license which I have had since 1984 and I am proud of this professional qualification.
  12. I enjoy blogging and micro-blogging and am currently undergoing addiction tratment for Twitter!
  13. It’s getting harder to think up random facts.
  14. I am a size 36 waist (in my dreams!) More to get hold of.
  15. Since my hair started thinning on top I have got into the habit of having it cut very short.
  16. I have a dog called Willow who is the reason I get up early and we go looking for squirrels and foxes. She is not aware it is illegal to hunt foxes with dogs in UK and will probably end up with the fox’s lawyer taking out an injunction.
  17. I have been married (to the same woman) for 35 years. We have two daughters (and one grandaughter on the way, due St. Patrick’s Day), one dog, and one cat, though not necessarily in that order.
  18. I am fanatical about the correct use of apostrophes in sentences. Incorrect use can induce a fit of apoplexy. Sad, innit?
  19. Getting near the end now, only 6 to go. See, my math’s half-decent, too.
  20. I type too quickly and make many typos.
  21. The City Centre we live close to (Hanley) is the highest city centre above sea level in the UK at over 800 feet.
  22. I love real coffee and can only tolerate instant as a warm, wet fluid if I’m too lazy or traumatized to make the real stuff.
  23. I drink tea black with no sugar which makes many people wrinkle their noses in disgust.
  24. Red wine, Shiraz or similar, is my favourite alchoholic drink, along with whisky, gin, brandy, Cointreau - shall I go on?
  25. I love beer, but it doesn’t love me, as the old man would have said.

February 2nd, 2009

I found this video incredibly useful and wonder if you would too, and specially for converting your non-Twitter friends?

Twitter in words of one syllable

The dog with a thousand tails

January 23rd, 2009

Loved this story when I heard it, it speaks to us of the way we perceive the world.

In a country far away (wherever you live, all other countries are far away) there was a temple with many rooms.

Most famous of these was the room with a thousand mirrors.

One day a stray dog wandered in off the street and became lost in the maze of corridors and rooms, finally finding his way by chance to the mirror room.

Dog in the mirror

Dog in the mirror

Seeing himself in the first mirror, the dog perceived the image as a threat and began to bark and snarl and snap. All the mirrors reflected each other and instantly the dog was surrounded by a thousand aggressive enemies. The vast corridors echoed his barking into an unbearable din.

The poor animal was so agitated he had a seizure and died.

Some time later, another dog followed him in and sure enough came to the mirror room.

Seeing the first reflected image of himself, the dog began to wag his tail in friendship and immediately became aware of a thousand tails wagging back at him. He was so ecstatic at this reception that he settled down in the temple and lived there happily for many years.

The shocking truth about my title, Laird Glencairn

January 20th, 2009

Many faithful Yuwie friends will know that I am titled Laird Glencairn. This is a hereditary title which I can pass on, and it means Mrs. Noot54 can style herself Lady Glencairn. Great for the invitations and headed paper, and a fantastic conversation opener! Incidentally, ‘Laird’ is not a scottish way of saying ‘Lord’, it is a separate word meaning ‘landowner’.

About Glencairn


This is a once in a lifetime chance for you and your successors to own a piece of Scottish Highland History and legally bear the title ‘Laird or Lady of Glencairn’ in the historic Highland County of Caithness.



The famous ‘Grey Cairns of Camster’ lie in the heather like two grey whales and are but a short walk from our estate, they date back over 4,500 years. This is the Oldest Stone Age site in Britain, and the long Cairn of Camster was used for many centuries as a burial chamber for the first Highland Clan Chiefs.



Near Glencairn you will also find another two ancient sites; The Cairn O’ Get, and the mysterious Hill O’ Many Stanes. These rows of stones set out on the hillside date from the Bronze Age. Many of the place names in Caithness bear witness to the Viking invasion of Britain, names such as Lybster, Scrabster, Camster, Keiss and Freswick
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The large number of sheltered and hidden bays along the coastline of Caithness lured the Vikings - many settlements were built and used as staging posts for forays inland.


The counties of Caithness and Sutherland suffered greatly during the time of the Highland Clearances when, after the rebellion of the Highland clans in 1745 was crushed on Culloden Moor, the Highland chiefs came to realise that they had little need for the formidable fighting qualities and the fierce clan loyalties of the native highlander.

Where once a clan chief counted his wealth in the number of broadsword wielding warriors he could command into battle; soon he was to count his wealth in the number of sheep he could graze on the now empty hills.

In the words of the Caithness Seer:

“Mo thruaighe ort a thir, tha’n caoraich mhor a’ teachd!”…

…”Woe to thee, oh land, the Great Sheep is coming!”

But these same Highlanders’ qualities were needed elsewhere. In America, Canada, Australia and the many other lands to which these proud, hard - working people were driven.

The man who signed the peace treaty acknowledging the Independence of the United States of America was in fact a Caithnessian.

Richard Oswald from Dunnet made a fortune as an 18th century merchant in London, and acquired extensive estates in America and the West Indies through marriage.

He became a diplomat and signed the treaty on behalf of the British Government; the American signatory being the famous scientist/politician, Benjamin Franklin.

Okay - that’s where it is and what it is - how did I get to be Laird Glencairn?

I won the title in a Radio quiz show on BBC Radio 2 hosted by Steve Wright! Along with loads of other stuff like an exclusive screen filming for a cinema full of my guests, some Elvis stuff, digital radio and a George Foreman grill!

This doesn’t mean it’s not valid - it’s all legal and I have the deeds to prove it.

Just thought it was time to share!

Hello world!

January 19th, 2009

Welcome all from Laird Glencairn - this is my first attempt and I’m pleased to have got this safely installed at my hosting service! Whoop-de-doo!

The Laird in his glory!

The Laird in his glory!